“I’ve been sitting in this car for four minutes. How long does it take two humans to load one cat bed, one litter box, and a few cans of cat food?”
“Finally. We’re on the road.”
“Wow! So this is Sheetz! Could you get me a hot dog while you’re in there?”
“I don’t feel so hot. Maybe I shouldn’t have eaten that last hot dog.”
“Maybe a nap would help.”
“Would you prefer that I barf on your lap or on the carpet. Oh, forget it. I’ll just do both.”
“Are we there yet? Please tell me we’re there or at least tell me that they didn’t follow the same intoxicated snake when making the rest of this road.” (Poor Abby got car sick the day she went to visit the vet too.)
Abby is now happily settled in her new home where she will never go hungry and always be loved. She is one lucky cat!